Litchfield Penitentiary Cafeteria

Sup, human! What have you guys been up to? Hope everyone is feeling good! On 16 June 2016, I went to a jail in Litchfield. I became an inmate there, a new blood and pretty much roasting one another with the veteran inmates and officers... My crime? Doping and hacking. Surviving jail time was fun actually. I was in glee when I have arrived at the venue, Easy Orchard. The setting was based on Litchfield Penitentiary Cafeteria. I was given the orange inmate outfit (which is a SCORE but only L size was available) after I pinky swear with an inmate. There were standee of the inmates but I didn't spot Nicky's. The only menu available was vegan and I don't get to ask for Kosher. The vegan food taste very bad but the dessert was exceptional (it really taste very good)! Under the food tray, I FOUND A CONTRABAND (3 months free Netflix subscription)! I only finished the dessert and the tap water. The interactions with the old blood and officers were engaging. I came across a highly noted witty veteran inmate (Kimberly Chan), it all happened when my bag touches her bum. The whole conversation or roasting session was the BEST OF ALL. After dining at the cafeteria, my buddy (Sylvia) and I went to the outdoor of the compound while she got herself an alcoholic beverage, where we were save from all the old blood and officers. It was a engaging and fun time at Litchfield Penitentiary Cafeteria. Thank you Netflix Asia for bringing Litchfield Penitentiary Cafeteria! What an amazing experience! I want to attend more of such events in the future or maybe even be part of the team like being the cast of the event! I think I would make either a blur or slaying bitches kind of inmate... Ending off with some photos! Do catch Orange Is The New Black Season 4 which is already out on Netflix! :D

xo

Vivian

Welcome To Litchfield

Mandatory mugshots with Sylvia

Pornstache

Temporary tattoo

Nicky Nichols (no standee but this will do. such a bae)

Cafeteria

Appetiser: Corn (defrosted corn kernels with spiced butter, jalapenos, cheese and real lime), Main: Nutraloaf  (mushroom, processed cheddar and nori cake with white truffle oil), Dessert: Gruel (white chocolate and coconut rice pudding, almond crumble and grape), Condiments: Burnt Vegetable Gravy & American Hot Mustard, Drinks: Tap Water (old-pipe flavour) 

Contraband (duct taped under the food tray)

Told Red about the sighted live chicken

The most witty inmate played by Kimberly Chan

The End

ONE LESS VIRGIN BOOBIE

Greetings, human! Hope everyone is having an even awesome mood than me! I MET ROSE & ROSIE IN SINGAPORE! THE ROSES! Never thought that they would even appear right in front of me! I STILL CAN'T CALM MY TITTIES! The feelings were so surreal! They were here working very hard for an event held by Sony Pictures. I am so proud of them from professional YouTubers (also celebrities) to interviewing many celebrities (P.S. someone got to interview The Roses)! On 14th June, they were having scavenger hunt, Race to Inferno. I just want to say THEY RUN VERY VERY VERY FAST (close enough to Flash)! 15th June was their departure day and I managed to chat with them (in a gibberish manner. my thoughts were blank at that moment. i can't keep my shit together), hug them and took photos with them! It was such a bittersweet moment to watch them checking into the airport immigration. I sincerely apologize for delaying their time to catch their flight and still being so generous and kind towards the boobies even though they are super late. Without Rebecca their assistant manager, they would have missed their flight.  I want to thank The Roses, Rebecca and the boobies that I have met along the way, IT HAS BEEN A WONDERFUL TIME WITH YOU LOVELY LADIES. Hope to see y'all soon! :D

xo

Vivian

Geocaching On A Rainy Day

Hello, human! Hope y'all are gooood! Ever Geocache on a rainy day and it turns out that is a not a good idea or it should be avoided? But I still went ahead. An umbrella does not stop the rain onto me and it smudged my evidence on the Geocache. Thinking about it, I hope the Geocacher before me isn't smudge! Next, let me know in the comment of this video on YouTube of what you want to see the contents that I should do. Do enjoy the video!

xo

Vivian

My One Night

Hello, humans! Hope all are feeling better than average! If not, the bumps and humps will soon be gone. Hang in there! Recently, I have uploaded a short video of one of night and I would share it with you guys! In my room at night with all the creatures that came alive through the shadows, while it kept me company all night till I fell asleep... Creatures in my room are all just imagination of what I have been fed when I was younger. Now, it has become my companion every night. Full of fun and unworldly. Outsiders can't conform the creatures in my room. Only I could understand them. Sounds like some sort of mental disorder right? My imagination and my vision are hard to get people to see the way I see. So this video shows a little of how my brain project into reality. Hope y'all enjoy!

xo

Vivian

A Week Before The Result Day

Hello, everyone! Excuse me for the long absence. Have you ever experience before the surge of feelings and overwhelming thoughts just a week before the release of your results? The feelings of worries and heart palpitates faster as it gets nearer to the release day? This happened to me badly ever since I enrolled into an university, even though I know that I have put all my efforts and hardwork into the preparation of revision for the examination. The feelings I had, made me feel uneasy for sure. Am I lack of faith in myself? Maybe or undoubtedly. When the night is here, getting drowsy as I laid in bed and thoughts starting to flow through simultaneously. Am I going to fail my law module (I am atrocious at law modules)? How am I going to get funds to cover the additional tuition fees? The question is 10 marks but I think I wrote the answer wrongly? My carelessness causes me to fail. Every night it will be tons of negative situation portrayed in my head. Indeed a dampening week for me. It repeats every single night and during the result day, I woke up early waiting for the result to be published on the school's website while my hands were cold. At 9am, my result was out. WOAH! I DID VERY WELL! WHEW! I do lack in faith and confidence in myself by not recognising the effort I put in it. What has been done, can't be undone. With efforts and hardwork, anyone can do it but also do it smartly.

xo

Vivian

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

It's the time of the year again! Where joy & laughter spreads across every single minute from 0000 to 2359, 25 December 2015! You might  be busy wrapping up last minute gifts & thinking of witty replies of endless probing of your personal lives from your relatives. Whereas, for some of us, we share the celebratory of being alive & surrounding by our loved ones. To me, Christmas thought us to be more human. I feel that our society needs to be more human like empathising and sharing. Christmas without presents should be like any other days. Here's a video of me exploring Christmas Wonderland at Gardens by the Bay. I WISH YOU A JOLLY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

xo

Vivian

NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL

It's been a long time since I last blogged. How's everyone doing? Prepping this festive season? On board for family reunion? Hope you're all doing well. This May 2015, I've created my second channel on YouTube called, "WhatNow", which shows random stuff in my life. If you have not seen my main YouTube channel here you go, "killervivian94". Thank you for looking at my not-so-cool-blabbering-blog. Adios, amigos!

xo

Vivian