Litchfield Penitentiary Cafeteria

Sup, human! What have you guys been up to? Hope everyone is feeling good! On 16 June 2016, I went to a jail in Litchfield. I became an inmate there, a new blood and pretty much roasting one another with the veteran inmates and officers... My crime? Doping and hacking. Surviving jail time was fun actually. I was in glee when I have arrived at the venue, Easy Orchard. The setting was based on Litchfield Penitentiary Cafeteria. I was given the orange inmate outfit (which is a SCORE but only L size was available) after I pinky swear with an inmate. There were standee of the inmates but I didn't spot Nicky's. The only menu available was vegan and I don't get to ask for Kosher. The vegan food taste very bad but the dessert was exceptional (it really taste very good)! Under the food tray, I FOUND A CONTRABAND (3 months free Netflix subscription)! I only finished the dessert and the tap water. The interactions with the old blood and officers were engaging. I came across a highly noted witty veteran inmate (Kimberly Chan), it all happened when my bag touches her bum. The whole conversation or roasting session was the BEST OF ALL. After dining at the cafeteria, my buddy (Sylvia) and I went to the outdoor of the compound while she got herself an alcoholic beverage, where we were save from all the old blood and officers. It was a engaging and fun time at Litchfield Penitentiary Cafeteria. Thank you Netflix Asia for bringing Litchfield Penitentiary Cafeteria! What an amazing experience! I want to attend more of such events in the future or maybe even be part of the team like being the cast of the event! I think I would make either a blur or slaying bitches kind of inmate... Ending off with some photos! Do catch Orange Is The New Black Season 4 which is already out on Netflix! :D

xo

Vivian

Welcome To Litchfield

Mandatory mugshots with Sylvia

Pornstache

Temporary tattoo

Nicky Nichols (no standee but this will do. such a bae)

Cafeteria

Appetiser: Corn (defrosted corn kernels with spiced butter, jalapenos, cheese and real lime), Main: Nutraloaf  (mushroom, processed cheddar and nori cake with white truffle oil), Dessert: Gruel (white chocolate and coconut rice pudding, almond crumble and grape), Condiments: Burnt Vegetable Gravy & American Hot Mustard, Drinks: Tap Water (old-pipe flavour) 

Contraband (duct taped under the food tray)

Told Red about the sighted live chicken

The most witty inmate played by Kimberly Chan

The End

ONE LESS VIRGIN BOOBIE

Greetings, human! Hope everyone is having an even awesome mood than me! I MET ROSE & ROSIE IN SINGAPORE! THE ROSES! Never thought that they would even appear right in front of me! I STILL CAN'T CALM MY TITTIES! The feelings were so surreal! They were here working very hard for an event held by Sony Pictures. I am so proud of them from professional YouTubers (also celebrities) to interviewing many celebrities (P.S. someone got to interview The Roses)! On 14th June, they were having scavenger hunt, Race to Inferno. I just want to say THEY RUN VERY VERY VERY FAST (close enough to Flash)! 15th June was their departure day and I managed to chat with them (in a gibberish manner. my thoughts were blank at that moment. i can't keep my shit together), hug them and took photos with them! It was such a bittersweet moment to watch them checking into the airport immigration. I sincerely apologize for delaying their time to catch their flight and still being so generous and kind towards the boobies even though they are super late. Without Rebecca their assistant manager, they would have missed their flight.  I want to thank The Roses, Rebecca and the boobies that I have met along the way, IT HAS BEEN A WONDERFUL TIME WITH YOU LOVELY LADIES. Hope to see y'all soon! :D

xo

Vivian

Geocaching On A Rainy Day

Hello, human! Hope y'all are gooood! Ever Geocache on a rainy day and it turns out that is a not a good idea or it should be avoided? But I still went ahead. An umbrella does not stop the rain onto me and it smudged my evidence on the Geocache. Thinking about it, I hope the Geocacher before me isn't smudge! Next, let me know in the comment of this video on YouTube of what you want to see the contents that I should do. Do enjoy the video!

xo

Vivian

My One Night

Hello, humans! Hope all are feeling better than average! If not, the bumps and humps will soon be gone. Hang in there! Recently, I have uploaded a short video of one of night and I would share it with you guys! In my room at night with all the creatures that came alive through the shadows, while it kept me company all night till I fell asleep... Creatures in my room are all just imagination of what I have been fed when I was younger. Now, it has become my companion every night. Full of fun and unworldly. Outsiders can't conform the creatures in my room. Only I could understand them. Sounds like some sort of mental disorder right? My imagination and my vision are hard to get people to see the way I see. So this video shows a little of how my brain project into reality. Hope y'all enjoy!

xo

Vivian